Gay Guys:
All the hot guys are straight
Straight Guys:
All the hot girls are lesbian
Lesbians:
All the hot girls are straight
Straight Girls:
All the hot guys are gay.
Bisexual Guys:
All the guys are taken, All the girls are whores.
Bisexual Girls:
All the guys are whores, All the girls are taken
Pansexuals:
All you mothafuckas look alike.
Asexuals:
lol nope